Becky Bennett's Website Launch Party @ Funky Buddha!

Hey Becky Bennett is finally launching her very own website! http://www.beckybennett.net

If you'd like to view the video of the night check out the youtube video

So what better excuse do you need to party!! Here we all are at Funky Buddha, which I've never been before... and probably... most probably would never go again...

Cheryl, Becky Bennett, Mickey and Me! 

Cheryl, Becky Bennett, Mickey and Me! 

I think I have pineapple in my gob here!

Larissa, Victor and Becky!

Steve and George in the middle there! Photographers eh! Get them all together and all they can take about it their 'equipment'!

Tony - 'Magic Finger Dude'

"check these babies out!"

I managed to convince Mickey she was wearing too much, and she simply must take off her trousers!

Victor getting a massage!

What's this girlies?? Cheryl! I thought you were a good lil Christian girl?! 

Victor getting a massage!

The boys!
"You what? Are you filming this?!"
Becky looking hot!
Becky - "Woo! Dip me!!!"
Dance Baby!

Becky I think you need license for that bum of yours! It's making everyone sweaty! And gap!

The combats are back!! Steve - "Err, I don't remember you with those on earlier?!"
Oh yea!
Tony and Mickey!
Whoopsies! Partner change! No.1 had to adjust his clothing..

quotes nicked from Victor!

Steve - "Oh shit he's filming, better hide these magic fingers!"

Quotes nicked from Victor

Boobies!
I'm singing!!!

Oh yours are much better Vic!

Tony - "Well Cheryl's fallen asleep, what do I do now?? .. Maybe if I put this tiara on my knee... yes it kinda looks like a girl... give me a kissy!!"

Steve - "Oh shit! Please don't tell Becky I forgot to put the film in the camera"

Quotes stolen from the ever so witty Victor

Cheryl and Tony

Tony - "Ok well if you listen carefully, and you do your fingers like this"

Cheryl to Steve - "Psst, I think Tony has some sort of obsession with his own fingers!"

"See now you put the film bit here..."

Check out my magical fingers!

Charles - "Let me drink this before something bad happens to me!!!"

Me (I'm that hand on his leg) - "Er dude... that's vodka not water" 

Mickey - "Hey fairy princes... let me borrow your tiara too!" *mwah!*

"What! I'm totally not gay! This pink shirt is the height of fashion.... errr... and so is this fairy wand?!"

Victor - "Yea dude it's all about magic fingers!"

So sleepy Jojo!!! 

Steve - "Damn! I wasn't meant to make her fall asleep talking about my camera!"

Tony - "And right, these fingers yea..." 

Tony now trying to convince Mickey of his magical fingers!

"I thought he was your mate?!" "No he's not my mate, I thought he was your mate!!!" "Well I thought Becky invited him!"

Tony and Mickey.... And to this day we still don't know who this guy is...  

After a long night in Funky Buddha, it's off to Balans for a spot of brekkie! We all decide what to eat and make fun of how drunk, ghetto, and what we all remember! ....Whilst Cheryl decides to have her own meal and own bill... all by herself... Now readers, who else thinks that's not only a bit odd, but rude? ... Yea well I think it was rude too! See if you can guess where Cheryl is in the next episodes... (*hint* nowhere!!!)

And after all that food I need a little nap...

Look at me peacefully sleeping in a lovely restaurant!

"Arrghh!! Wtf is that!!" I thought whilst having Becky's toast shoved up my nose!

See what I have to put up with!!! 

Till next time folks! 

Love Muffin! xxx

The Adventures of Muffin and Cupcake Part 4

Did you miss us? Of course you did! It's been what?? Two… three weeks away from you guys? But now it's party time! Well, was party time… I can't party and blog at the same time can I now really? So here we go, mine and Becks first night out in awhile...........

Becky deciding what to wear... aww she's well cutie, she's like a lil dolly or something!

Looksies at what Auntie Jojo found in her shoe box at Becksy house…. It's Princess! Aww! 

So off we go to our favourite starting place - The white room in Paper! *Yays!* .....

Claudia, Jesse, Meee and Becky!


Becky and Rob! 


Becky, Claudia, Jessica's head and me staring into space! Hahaaha!


Jesse and Rob

When it gets to about 11/12, we switch from white wine and descend on the dance floor in Paper with bottles of vodka  

On the Dance Floor - 

Rob and Victor!


Cupcake and Muffin!


Becky and Victor!


Becky, Fasani, Jesse and Rob


No more pics mate! Hahaha! I love this pic!


Claudia in a world of her own! 


Fuck knows what I'm doing! Haha! 


I thought I'd take a picture for you guys to show ya what it's like in these clubs! See! I think of you guys too man, even when I'm drunk!


These are our dorky poses  (mine espescially haha...) 


I don't care, we can still be cute and dorky! 

Alright well I'm not sure what, where, why and how it came about... but suddenly after after dancing to The White Stripes, it was time to leave this ghetto and make our way to Embassy!


Outside Paper 

Just a couple more poses before we make our way to Embassy!

In a rickshaw of course! 


After I dropped my brand new coat Becky got me off the rickshaw, I thought I'd take a picture of em for making him stop for me to get it! Hahaha! 

We arrive at Embassy - 

Only to find a man drunk guy getting kicked out! Hahaha! 

Inside Embassy - 

Victor and some hot old guy! Haha! 


Beeeeeeeeeecky!


Claudia! 

Check out Mister Fasani! Hot! 


The photographer for Embassy and metparties.com

Courtesy of metparties.com.....


That's me taking a pic of him and whilst he was taking a pic of meee! What fun! Hahaha!


Becky and the tallest security guy ever! Haha!

So after Embassy off we go to The Wardour, where unfortunately now for us they've changed their policies and it's now a strip club on fridays and we can't dance on the poles! Noooooooo!


At the end of the night we always head to the hotdog stand right around the corner from The Wardour... And suddenly I find a few tramps asking me to call the ambulance, of course I wonder why??? And surely they point me to face across the road where there is a guy flat on his face unconcious outside Phones4u! 

"Hello, I need an ambulance please, there's this guy unconcious, he's at the corner of Berners Street and Oxford Street"

"Hi, could you tell me how old the guy is?"

"Erm he looks mid-twenties I think...I don't really know him..."

"Can you check if he's ok, can you go and ask him?"

"Ok" 
So I walk over to him and fucking hell, what do I see but a huge fucking pool of blood on the back of his head.

"Hello are you ok? and I nudge him a bit...
"He's not responding and he's got this huge injury on the back of his head, he really needs an ambulance now... there's blood everywhere..."

"Ok we'll get on over to you soon"

"Thank you, bye"

And I run back over to Becky and the rest of the guys near the hotdog stand and tell her about it....


Surely enough she has to come over too and see if he's ok, well he's not man! A couple of the concerned tramps and drunks previously start to come over, even offer their jackets for his head, and a random dude that seems to know the recovery position... which me and Becky were trying to help him put him...


Thankfully the ambulance guys arrive and we find our hand our covered in blood. We got one of them to help wash it off with the medical stuff and leave the NHS to it! We do see him walking to the ambulance, with a little help, but he's doing it by himself, so we know he'll be alright! Thank God!

Who said we don't have weird night or what???

Stay tuned for the videos you guys! I still need to put them up! 

Love ya all!

Jojo x x x